What $85 buys
A single card, printed to your state's actual template, on 30 mil PVC. Not paper laminated in a pouch — the real material, the same flex and snap as the card in your wallet. It carries a PDF417 barcode encoded with your data, a state seal placed where that state places it, and a font stack matched to the issue year.
Production is 3–4 business days. US shipping is 2–4 business days after that. You get dispatch photos and live tracking before the balance is due.
State coverage and layout rules
Every state is available. Templates are not one design recoloured 50 times — portrait position, seal, header typeface and licence-number format differ per state and we build to each. Two rules matter more than the rest:
- Under-21 layouts. A dozen states print vertical or landscape with an under-21 marker. If your date of birth puts you at 20, a horizontal 21+ layout is a tell. We set the orientation from the DOB automatically.
- Issue and expiry dates. Expiry is calculated from your issue date by that state's rule, usually 4, 6 or 8 years. A California card expiring in 4 years when California issues 8-year cards is the single most common flaw in cheap IDs.
Bring the DOB you want and the address of a real street in that state — not a PO box, not a UPS Store. If you have no address, say so in the DM and we will use one that matches the county on the card.
Scanning, honestly
Three different things get called "scanning" and vendors blur them. Here is the split:
| Test | Result |
|---|---|
| Bar or club scanner reads the PDF417 | Yes. The barcode resolves to the printed data. |
| Phone app reads it and shows your details | Yes. |
| Scanner checks against a live DMV database | No. Nothing on the card can do that. A database check is a check of the number, not the plastic. |
| UV light | State-dependent. Say the state in the DM and we confirm before quoting. |
| Retail POS that re-keys the number | Passes. The number is valid-format and checksum-correct. |
How to order fake IDs on Telegram
- DM @donjuanjodyy with: state, date of birth, full name, address, and a clear selfie against a plain wall.
- Get a firm quote plus a proof showing your details in place. Check every digit.
- Pay 50%. Production starts the same working day if you are inside hours.
- Dispatch photos and tracking arrive on ship day.
- Pay the balance. Card lands 2–4 days later in the US.
That is the whole process. If a step is unclear, the ordering guide walks the DM etiquette line by line, including the photo spec that gets a proof back fastest.
What gets reprinted free
Inside 14 days: misprinted digit, wrong name spelling we caused, delamination, a barcode that will not read, a portrait cropped wrong. Send one photo of the failure and the replacement goes out in the same production queue.
Not covered: you gave the wrong DOB, you changed your mind on the state, the venue rejected a card that scans fine (that is a venue problem, not a card problem).
Bundles and resellers
Three documents for $260 covers ID plus bill plus SSN card — the stack most people actually need for an apartment application or a job onboarding form. The full kit at $420 adds a passport and a license. Full matrix on the price page. Reseller rate opens at five units; ask for the sheet in the DM.
Reviews from ID buyers
"Texas template, correct 8-year expiry, scanned at two bars on 6th Street. Nobody blinked."
"Took five days not four because of a weekend, and they told me that up front instead of pretending. Card itself is clean."
More reviews · How not to get burned
Questions
Can I use my real name?
Most people do. Real name plus real DOB plus a fake card is the lowest-friction combination because there is nothing to remember.
Do you do vertical cards for under 21?
Yes, automatically, based on the DOB you give.
Can I get two states?
Yes. Each is $85. A pair is the most common reseller starter order.
Will it pass a bank?
Usually for photo ID purposes. For account opening the gold-star Real ID is the better card — see Real ID.