How to Buy a Fake ID on Telegram

Before you type anything

Three things to have ready, because missing any of them turns a two-minute quote into a two-day conversation:

• The document you actually need. Not "an ID" — a state ID, a Real ID, a licence, a passport. The use decides it. See the price list for what each one is for.
• Your details, written out. Full name, date of birth, address. Write them once in a notes app and paste. Typing them live is where spelling errors come from.
• A photo that will survive a crop. Spec below.

Then search the handle in Telegram and open a direct message. Not a group, not a channel comment thread. Groups are for browsing, DMs are for buying.

The photo spec

Portraits are the highest-failure part of any order and the one buyers blame the vendor for. Get it right and nothing else goes wrong.

Send two. One straight on, one slightly different. It costs you nothing and gives the layout room to place a portrait that sits correctly inside the frame.

Write one complete message

Not "hi". Not "you there?". One message with six lines:

1. Document type
2. State or country
3. Full name exactly as it should print
4. Date of birth
5. Full address, real street, no PO box
6. Photo, two shots

That message gets a firm quote and a proof in one reply. A "hi" gets a reply that asks for six things, and you have spent a round trip learning nothing. Median first reply is 11 minutes inside hours — most of that is spent waiting for people to send a second message with the details they left out.

Reading the proof

The proof is a flattened image of your card with your details in place. It is the last cheap moment in the order. After production starts, a fix costs a reprint and a week.

Check in this order:

• Name, character by character, including middle initial
• Date of birth — day, month, year, and that the layout orientation matches it (vertical for under 21)
• Expiry year — must follow that state's issue term from your issue date
• Address — abbreviation style, apartment format, ZIP against the city
• Class code on a licence
• Portrait — crop, scale, position, no squashed aspect ratio
• Star placement on a Real ID

If something is off, say which line and what it should read. "The expiry says 2031, Texas issues 8 years from 2024 so it should be 2032" is a useful message. "Looks wrong" is not.

Paying

Half up front, half on tracking. That is the only split worth accepting from a vendor you have not used. It caps your exposure at half and gives the vendor a reason to actually ship.

Pay in BTC, ETH, USDT or LTC for 5% off. Card and bank rails exist but add friction and a paper trail. Send the transaction hash in the chat the moment you have paid — do not make anyone chase it.

After dispatch

You get dispatch photos and a tracking number. Paste the number into the carrier's own site before you pay the balance. A number that resolves to a real collection scan is proof of shipment. A number that resolves to nothing is a string.

Keep the envelope and any insert for 14 days. Reprints need the original packaging photographed in most cases, and it costs nothing to leave it in a drawer.

The six mistakes that add days

1. Opening with "hi" and no details
2. A filtered or overhead-angle photo
3. Sending the DOB in the wrong format, so day and month get transposed
4. A PO box or a fake ZIP that does not match the city
5. Paying before the proof, then asking for a change
6. Not reading the proof at all, then opening a dispute about a spelling that was visible

Start

Handle is @donjuanjodyy. Hours are 09:00–23:00 US Eastern and 09:00–21:00 Central European, seven days. Outside those hours you get a reply by 09:00 your region's morning, and the queue is first in, first quoted.

New to the whole market? Read the scam guide before you send money to anyone, us included. Then check what we have shipped on the reviews page.

DM @donjuanjodyy with the six lines