Why flower sits next to fake IDs
Same buyer, same channel, same distrust of storefronts. Someone ordering a fake ID in a Telegram DM is already comfortable buying in a DM. Flower is the second thing they ask about, so it is priced and listed like everything else. One handle, one conversation, one courier.
Weights and prices
| Weight | Price | Per gram |
|---|---|---|
| Eighth (3.5g) | $40 | $11.43 |
| Half ounce (14g) | $100 | $7.14 |
| Ounce (28g) | $180 | $6.43 |
| Quarter pound (112g) | $600 | $5.36 |
| Half pound (224g) | $1,000 | $4.46 |
| Pound (448g) | $1,800 | $4.02 |
Vapes $35–55 depending on device and strain. Edibles $25–40 depending on dose and count. Edible dose is printed on the pack; ask if you want a specific milligram count.
The per-gram column is the whole argument for buying weight. An eighth costs 2.8× an ounce per gram. If you smoke more than an eighth a fortnight, the ounce pays for itself inside a month.
Strains and effects
Three families, three jobs. Pick on the job, not the name.
| Type | Effect | Best for | Watch out |
|---|---|---|---|
| Indica | Heavy, body-led, sedating | Evening, sleep, pain, appetite | Can flatten you if you still have work to do |
| Sativa | Bright, cerebral, energetic | Daytime, focus, social, creative work | Can spike anxiety in some people |
| Hybrid | Balanced, ratio-dependent | Almost everything else | Vague ratios mean vague results |
Hybrid is the safe default if you do not know yet. Ask for the ratio — a 70/30 indica-leaning hybrid behaves like an indica and you should plan for it.
Tolerance matters more than the label. Two weeks of daily use and an ounce of anything feels like a different drug. Take a week off before you judge a strain.
Packaging and smell
Vacuum sealed, then bagged, then boxed. Nothing escapes until you cut it. If you need it to survive a shared hallway, say so — we double-seal for that and it costs nothing.
Order flow
- DM @donjuanjodyy with weight, type and your state or country.
- Firm quote plus photos of the actual current batch in under 30 minutes.
- Pay 50%.
- Tracking on dispatch day.
- Pay the balance.
If it is your first order from any vendor, the ordering guide applies to flower exactly as it does to documents, and the scam guide names the patterns that cost people money in this market specifically.
Reviews
"Ounce arrived in four days, no smell through the box at all. Trim is clean and the cure is right — not that damp stuff you get from cheap plugs."
"Asked for the ratio on a hybrid and got an actual answer instead of 'it's good stuff'. Quarter pound took six days."
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Questions
Do you ship internationally?
US and UK mainly, and most of the EU. Times on the shipping page.
Minimum order?
An eighth. No minimum spend beyond that.
What if it is short weight?
Put it on a scale on camera before you open the seal and send the clip. Short packs are replaced.
Can I mix strains in one ounce?
Yes, up to two. Four-way splits at ounce price get fiddly.